Paragon Men says: Fill ‘er up, stud! After a sweaty lube job and rub in the Paragon Penthouse, auto-enthusiast Brolly lost a litre of hot oil and needs a top up! This Brooklyn-bred Chevy freak gives his mighty pistons a prime 42-point inspection no responsible driver would elect to miss!
Brolly is prolly smart, but who cares? He’s a tall as model with hairy long legs that lead to a juicy tubesteak (aka the Brolly-dog) which once (accidentally?) shot a wad in some chick’s eye. She stood up, screamed, and ran into a wall. So yeah, he’s single.
The nicest thing he’s done on a date is wear a really tight shirt to better show off that muscle-swelled physique. His philosophy? The smaller the shirt, the bigger he looks. 13 year-old fan girls: Brolly accepts t-shirt donations!
He now lives in California and works on cars, as well as races them. He also likes to skate, cook and (prick up those…ears!) he’ll try anything because, “you never know if you might like it”. We’re certainly liking that gorgeously unreadable face, meaty back, long dick and big babymaking balls – we’re liking it so much we may be up for a frantic squirt in the ol’ eye! Get this movie at Paragon Men!